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Hi,Chelsea Monroe has disappeared into a puff of PTO and will not re-materialize until Monday, August 12, 2025.In her absence, your message will sit here. Alone. Unread. Possibly judged.

Hi,Trevor Blake has been voted off the email island and will return on Thursday, August 15, 2025.If this is an emergency, build a fire or form an alliance. Otherwise… sit tight.

Hi,Julian Reyes is away until Friday, August 16, 2025, and every time he checks email, a kitten cries.Help the kittens. Don’t expect a reply until he’s back.

Hi,Maya Thornton has temporarily escaped the confines of adulting. She’ll be back on Tuesday, August 20, 2025, unless her getaway is discovered.Please direct questions to Liam, the reluctant adult still answering emails.

Rafael Diaz is out of office until Thursday, August 22, 2025, participating in a survival challenge that includes zero meetings and a lot of napping.If you need backup, Camila is your lifeline. Or just yell into the void.

Howdy,Lila Morrison has journeyed west in search of sunsets, solitude, and possibly sourdough. She’ll be back on Friday, August 16, 2025, unless dysentery strikes.You might try Trevor in her stead. Good luck.

Namaste,Dominic Chan is out of office until Wednesday, August 7, 2025, achieving inner peace, one beach nap at a time.For pressing concerns, consider deep breathing or contacting Naomi, who is less enlightened but more available.

Janelle Ricks is taking a break from being a semi-functional adult and will return on Monday, August 26, 2025.If you need help now, Greg might be your guy — or not. That’s part of the adventure.

Elliot Grimm is currently on a noble quest in the Land of Paid Time Off and shall return victorious on Thursday, August 15, 2025.If you need assistance, seek the wisdom of Sorcerer Jen. She lives near the printer.

Priya Desai is out of office until Tuesday, August 6, 2025, traveling to remote lands where the Wi-Fi is weak but the coffee is strong.While she’s off the grid, try Caleb. He’s probably around.